Maths Jokes

There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world..... Those who understand Binary, and those who don't.

Q : Did you hear about the murderous mathematician?
A : He went on a killing spree with a pair of axis!

My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

Or for those who have trouble with the poem:

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.